What are Santa's Favorite Jiu-Jitsu Techniques?
You might be surprised to know, but Santa Claus is a bona fide Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt! Yes, you read that right. A BJJ black belt.
But really, it shouldn't be surprising at all. Santa's yearly delivery of presents can be quite dangerous. Think about it: a big, flamboyantly dressed man, traipsing around the world, sneaking into people's houses while they're sleeping... there's no telling what - or who - he might encounter.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers the perfect tools for him to quickly - and mostly quietly - address any threat without waking the entire household. Because Santa can't be wasting any time... he has millions of houses to get to in a single night!
So what exactly might his favorite submissions be? Here's a teaser: